While there are many things for which I am thankful - family, friends, living in the United States of Freedom - I believe that I am most thankful that hippies are so incompetent. I could almost pity them if it weren't for the bile that rises in my throat every time I hear one of their THC-ladened voices.
A "Global Orgasm for Peace"? Really? That's what you've come up with? Man, that's really going to change things. (And by change things, I mean increase the stock value for the manufacturers of Kleenex and various brands of laundry detergents.)
I just pray that none of these orgasms result in conception...
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