"Yay! You finally get your pension!! No need to worry about getting fired now, right?! Congrats!"
My reply:
"Indeed. My non-stop campaign of sexual harassment and racial slurs shall commence shortly."
Bringing my wit and wisdom to the world, one hyper-accelerated particle at a time...
"Yay! You finally get your pension!! No need to worry about getting fired now, right?! Congrats!"
"Indeed. My non-stop campaign of sexual harassment and racial slurs shall commence shortly."
"I’m sure many readers have far better ideas. I would love to hear them. Consider that posting them could be a form of public service: I presume that a lot more folks who oppose and fight terror read this blog than actual terrorists. So by getting these ideas out in the open, it gives terror fighters a chance to consider and plan for these scenarios before they occur."I have decided to accept this challenge. Over the past few days, I have focused my thoughts upon determining the most terrifying and morale-crippling actions that terrorists could take. In the same spirit as Messieur Levitt, I shall now post them for worldwide comment:
Refrigerator cleanout tomorrow (Friday) at 2 pm. If you have something that you don't want thrown away, please take it to your desk. I will be throwing everything out.
Could I get your help carrying a bod--er, I mean about 120 lbs of...um...frozen dinners...yeah...down to my car from the freezers tonight?