Thursday, December 22, 2005

The spiders in my brain tell me that if I close my eyes, the gnomes will steal my soul...

It's the first time that I've stayed up all night in quite some time (probably since college). I was playing Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, and the next thing I knew, it was after 5:00 AM. It seems pointless to go to sleep now, so I have decided to write haikus regarding the games I've been playing...I think the lack of sleep may be affecting my higher brain functions...

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age:


Frelling Uruk-Hai
They keep killing my party
...need to level build

Dune 2000:

Build fast, Atreides
You need missile tanks to win
Or ornithopters

Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance 2

My dwarf's an archer?
Who makes a dwarf an archer?
Lousy game design.

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